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Do you like classic DID (“Damsel in Distress”) series like ’60s Batman, ’70s Wonder Woman, Electra Woman & Dyna Girl, and Penelope Pitstop? DynaHunk Productions has made the finest and funniest Superheroine-in-Peril parodies since 1995. Our movies are PG-rated but nonetheless very sexy!
These are The DareDoll Dilemmas (99 “campy” 15-minute-long chapters!) and other DynaHunk movies (each approximately 45 minutes long) like ElectroBabe & DynaChick, Tatman, and Sucked In.
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Download The DareDoll Dilemmas, Episode 13c (“Minx vs. Puss!”) for FREE!
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Per your request, we are offering a special download containing the top three most requested deleted/extended DareDolls scenes. This video clip runs 15:00 like our usual movies and includes:
1. DareDoll Minx, in her “sheer” bodysuit, is first captured by the Water Cooler (metal straps extend from its base to encircle her thighs as gas shoots into her face), then tied to the VertigoRound for a good spin. Her nemesis is faceless, by the way, and speaks from a small monitor. This scene was completely cut from DareDolls 13b (“Mesquite-Flavored Minx!”) because of time. But it’s a very hypnotic scene, and we’re pleased to be able to share it with you.
2. Minx then leisurely walks into the Basting sequence from DareDolls 13c, which is perhaps better known as “Minx vs. Puss!” We took a cue from our Fan Videos here, in that you get to see a moment where they are not being Minx and Puss but Koa and Lena: just two hot chicks making their way through another day at the office. For continuity’s sake, the scene then intercuts the original footage and dialogue with material that is a little too salacious for our ultimate goal of sharing our work with a general audience: From a very low angle, we enjoy a long close-up of Minx’s (ahem) lower body as she tries to flex her way free of her bonds. Koa’s performance is particularly inspired here, and you can definitely see in those delightful hips and thighs her dance training in action, though her feet and legs are given little chance to two-step, thanks to the ropes that bind her!
3. Finally, we present the full version of the Apple-Blu “Vore Snake” feeding from 15a. It’s only a couple of minutes longer, but definitely shows off Apple’s legs to great effect, not that those legs aren’t great to begin with! There’s also extra footage of Blu’s similar denouement. The sequence as a whole is not much longer than the original, but bear in mind that we have included all the usable footage from that set-up, just because you asked for it! What you’ll see is what we shot, and no more and no less….
Here are 15 more minutes of extended and deleted scenes, with minimal recycling from the original episodes:
1. Puss and Boots take turns buffing each other to a high gloss in a medley cut from DareDolls 16c, “Puss and Boots Are Brainwashed Beauts!” And then Boots finishes her partner off with several gallons of whipped cream! Surf’s up! And Boots is under … the Peeper Brothers’ spell! Snap out of it!
2. From DareDolls 16b, “DareDoll Lotus Meets a Lethal Susan!” in UNCUT fashion! Will she be sliced to ribbons?!
3. Finally, here’s your only chance to see Minx tied to the tracks as a truck barrels toward her, a horn affixed to its grill! (This scene was cut from DareDolls 17a.)
1. From 18c (“Kiki Out in the Cold!”) comes this deleted scene: Kiki is tortured on the rack!
2. From 19b (“Soleil and the Sticky Stick!”) we offer yet another deleted scene, with Soleil tied to train tracks and zapped by sensually low voltage!
3. 18b (“Pinx beneath the Pendulum!”) yields an extended sequence, with Pinx buffed to a high gloss while half-sedated. She thinks it’s just a bad (good?) dream!
4. Get out your leg warmers! 19c (“Kitt Meets Her Mousetrap!”) gives us an extended aerobics sequence with the adorably sexy Kitt….
5. Finally, we return to 18c for an extended “Anti-Matter Gloves” sequence featuring Kiki, who seems awfully fond of being fondled here!
A goofy homage to spandex, bondage, superheroines and sticky situations, ElectroBabe & DynaChick is a willfully perverse spoof of Sid and Marty Krofft’s Saturday-morning television series “ElectraWoman and DynaGirl” (1976). ElectroBabe leeringly and lovingly follows its spandex-clad superheroines (Willow Lake and Katelyn Downey) as they are subjected to various kinky tortures by that way-bitchy supervillainess, the Debutante (Kia Fortner)!
Be advised: Parental guidance is strongly suggested, for leering camera angles, revealing costumes, and kinky double entendres.
Tatman, like ElectroBabe & DynaChick, strips away the usual dramatic filler (plot, characterization, logic, etc.) to lay bare the kinky underpinnings holding together most superhero sagas. Consider this: Most superheroes, despite superior intelligence and deductive skill, always seem to walk right into the most obvious traps. Why? Because they like it! Tatman reveals and revels in the themes of submission and domination underlying the traditional superhero-capture melodrama, and with hammy, wholesome, good-natured insistence. Watch Tatman (Adam Wayne) and CockRobin (Katelyn Downey) fall prey to the wicked Katarina (Jody Renee). Holy menage a trois!
Note: Parental guidance is again recommended. As with any DynaHunk video, double entendres and nudge-nudge-wink-wink camera angles abound.
ElectroBabe & DynaChick 2 follows in the footsteps of its predecessor, a highly spirited, sexy spin on Sid and Marty Krofft’s 1976 “ElectraWoman and DynaGirl.” In this installment, the high-voltage vixens find themselves saddled with a slutty pop-star sidekick named Honey Spice (Monique Boudreaux). This girl can’t say “no,” even to the nefarious GlamourRock (Brian Beresford), who has nothing less than the mass brainwashing of America’s youth as his objective, with Honey, a Britney Spears-wannabe, as his mouthpiece to the masses. First, of course, he’ll have to torture and ravage ElectroBabe (Willow Lake) and DynaChick (Katelyn Downey) and claim their pop-tart sidekick as his brainwashed sex slave! Will he succeed? Will ElectroBabe and DynaChick escape the grip of his GlamourRock-brand industrial sealants? Will Honey Spice make it through the entire episode teetering on six-inch heels without spilling her drink? Buy this DVD and find out.
Note: Parental guidance is, as always, strongly suggested, as ElectroBabe & DynaChick 2 includes some material not suitable for small children and other delicate sensibilities. In other words, it contains all of our usual tawdry crotch shots and half-baked puns.
Approximately 45 minutes, including a minute-and-a-half modeling session with the sexy ingenue we originally cast as Honey Spice, who is delectable here in red vinyl short shorts, glossy pantyhose and white vinyl go-go boots as she struts her saucy stuff for your approval.
In this installment of the Tatman chronicles, gilded goddess Cleopatra (Jody Renee) has stolen the ancient Egyptian scrolls that could grant her the powers of the mighty Isis. But the ritual calls for a human sacrifice, and it looks like the nubile CockRobin (Katelyn Downey) has been added to the recipe! Of course, Tatman (Adam Wayne) is on Cleo’s tail, but can he resist her many exotic charms? Gold-metallic spandex on voluptuous hips and her hypnotic tears may enslave him! Oh!
Note: Forewarned is forearmed….Tatman 2 contains a laserbeam deathtrap sequence in “night vision,” which seemingly undresses our heroes. We used the same Sony Hi8 camcorder that was yanked off of the market the other year after it was discovered Japanese men were using them to catch revealing footage of bathing-suited beauties on the beach! The effect is eerie, and must be seen to be believed!
As a special bonus…by popular demand, we’ve included outtake footage of the actress originally cast as Honey Spice in ElectroBabe 2, including the hotel-room modeling session in short shorts and go-go boots and a delicious strapped-to-the-rack cliffhanger beneath hot-and-sweaty lights. Watch this beautiful young cafe au lait struggle and squirm to roasted perfection. PLUS: We’ve thrown in rare footage of the glamorous Willow Lake (ElectroBabe) fighting to break free from EBDC2’s cellophane torture–seen for the first time here. Ever been wrapped in skintight cellophane while wearing a clingy nylon-spandex bodysuit? It’s not as easy as it sounds, kids, so don’t try it at home! Oh yeah, did we mention parental guidance is suggested?
Sucked In is the very latest and probably most unusual DynaHunk epic, in that it doesn’t take place in Gotham City (or wherever the hell ElectraWoman lives, for that matter) but in a pretty southern Indiana town with picket fences and few stoplights. This town is home to the Endless Inn, however, which is kind of like Fantasy Island for the seriously warped. Guests stumble in–are sucked in, really–and find themselves captives of a creepy desk clerk and his sexy henchwomen (including DynaHunk favorite Jody Renee as a ghostly hooker known as “Black Boots”!). Kinky dangers lurk everywhere–in showers both public and private, in saunas behind stuck doors, in a seemingly empty stairwell, in a nocturnal bedroom…. And could that noxious odor coming from the vents be knockout gas? Can justice and morality prevail? Are you really spraying me into submission with a couple of cans of evil string? Splooooooooosh!
Dare we suggest parental guidance?
Sucked In (Part Two) picks up the narrative thread of Sucked In (Part One) and wraps it around two new guests. One is a spunky runaway (Stephanie Mullen), living in a cardboard box behind the rest area and ready for duty as her childhood hero, DynaChick. The other is a classy actress (Natalie Roche) who finds herself up to her lovely eyebrows in sticky goo when an audition for the part of ElectroBabe takes a squirm-inducing turn for the worst. SI2 also reveals the Endless Inn to be home to a white-slave French-maid farm, with a beautiful blonde in fishnet pantyhose whose sticky secret just may blow the lid off this hostile hostelry. Can the evil fiend(s) running this show be stopped before DynaChick–strapped to a mattress–is pierced by the dangling and darting Sword of Damocles? And ElectroBabe becomes a slowly digested meal for the deadly sucker worms? Aaaaarrrgh! Order this DVD and find out, ya tight bastard!
Parental guidance? Suggested.
EBDC3 represents a quantum leap forward for DynaHunk Productions, with state-of-the-art special effects, broadcast-quality image and sound, and crisp editing–thanks to the recent digital upgrade at DynaHunk Studios. In fact, the original ElectraWoman and DynaGirl never looked this good!
This time out, ElectroBabe (Nickie Powers) and DynaChick (Stephanie Mullen) cross paths with Lord Belveduke, a crazed Southern gourmet who hickory-smokes the duo into submission in a sneaky elevator trap, before subjecting them to a vigorous dry-rub treatment with secret herbs and spices. Then the voltage vixens match wits with Norman, their turncoat sidekick, who turns them into banana splits before strapping them to giant turbines, which will rip the bones from their body via centrifugal force.
Parental guidance suggested, especially for an unspeakably warped scene involving some bananas.
EBDC4 continues where the previous installment left off, with better special effects and assured performances from Nickie Powers and Stephanie Mullen in the title roles. This time out, the ladies do battle with the infamous Purple Scoundrel, a sock puppet who just plain stinks, and Mr. Lipschitz, a ventriloquist’s dummy bent on turning the tables. The tricks up these fiends’ sleeves include a slow-drip pudding pot trap, the time-honored “pit and the pendulum” and “tied to the train tracks” cliffhangers, and a creepy encounter with giant carnivorous butterflies.
As if all this weren’t tough enough for our buff babes, they also find themselves pulling the undercover disco-hooker detail, thanks to DynaChick’s sassy mouth (you had to insult the Commissioner, didn’t you, dear?). Costume changes and flippant quips abound! Zounds!
DynaHunk Productions once again advises that you not share this with your children sight unseen.
EBDC5 continues the much beloved voltage-vixen saga with a new cast and greatly improved production values. This time around, our ladies in red metallic face off against a faceless adversary: WaxOff, the chart-topping fiend who will not rest until ElectroBabe and DynaChick are laid to rest. After one too many plastic surgeries, WaxOff’s face is now a wad of pliable goo, ready to be sculpted into any visage he desires. Will he impersonate one of our beloved crusaders next? And will he remember to send back any costumes he borrows in the process, preferably dry-cleaned?!
ElectroBabe (Jean Sawin) and DynaChick (Mara Goldman) certainly have their work cut out for them this time. See them battle giant babe-sucking spiders, a nefarious spaceship vacuum trap, a diabolical jacuzzi doom-trap, and the horrors of an old abandoned record factory! And to make this stew all the goo-ier, let’s welcome delectable teen star SweetPuss (Sheryll Kane) to the mix. Is she just a brainwashed pawn for the fiendish WaxOff? Or a two-faced pretender to the arch-villain throne?
DynaHunk Productions is proud to present this motion picture uncut and uncensored to general audiences!
Domino Dare
Domino Dare embodies (in the lovely form of “DynaChick 5” Mara Goldman, here in matching pink wig and boots) that moment in the superhero fan’s young life when fairy-tale favorites like Little Red Riding Hood and Dorothy (of Oz) suddenly make room for more puberty-friendly daredolls like Electra Woman and Dyna Girl. Domino may, in fact, be a doll…at least when she dreams, at which time she finds herself at the mercy of a next-door Caligari, who manipulates her for his own perverted amusement by placing her (via voodoo doll!) in kinky situations inspired by classic comic-book television. (Yvonne Craig fans will note the frequent Batgirl homages, such as Joker’s Rocket cliffhanger, the standard motorcycle ride w/ accompanying theme song, and that purple “catsuit.”)
In short, this is a movie for the viewer who always wondered what the Nazis did with their hands when permitted to play in the back seat with an unconscious Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter, of course!). Is Domino really going to be served for dessert in a giant cream-filled pastry? The mind boggles! But to reveal too much of the plot would be to spoil its many surprises, so let’s just say that Domino had better wake up pretty darned quick, or she’ll be putty in the hands of a chloroform-dispensing serial killer, if some gangsters don’t send her into orbit first!
DynaHunk Productions is proud to present this Director’s Cut to selected audiences! (Note: contains some profanity.)
